We recently had a house guest for the weekend and there was much talk about the then upcoming brevet series I planned to ride. French was not his primary or second language so he kept getting brevet and bidet confused. One of the definitions for a bidet is "a small horse, a pony," thus "a vessel on a low narrow stand, which can be bestridden for bathing purposes." I will be riding a recumbent during the brevets. but the bathing part I'll save for the Super 8 Motel afterwards.