Tuesday, August 29, 2006

You might be a PAC Tour rider if...

  1. You walk down steps sideways.
  2. You don't know what city you're in without a route care.
  3. You have seen over 20 sunrises in a row.
  4. You have taken a shower with your laundry.
  5. You can identify the state by the roadkill.
  6. Eating breakfast in the parking lot seems normal.
  7. Your bike stops at yellow cones.
  8. You have dreams about grasshoppers jumping on you.
  9. You think that bag balm is the greatest invention of all time.
  10. Your favorite TV show is the Weather Channel.
  11. You think that foods ending in---bar are one of the baic food groups.
  12. You stood up on the plane ride home.
  13. You can clean your bike in five minutes.
  14. You know who Bisti is.

Compiled by Bill Roberts, Northern Tour 1996

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